The new Site

http://exploitedfilth.com/


I'm still working on a bunch of shit on the new site. A lot of interviews and some new reviews are up there, look in the updates section. Goreshitdeath the blog is basically in the form of Exploitedfilth.com now, update your bookmarks! That site will be the new place for what Goreshitdeath was doing. Now no cencorship, bigger pics, real forum, interviews, comic reviews, and in-depth articles will finally. I'm trying to make the ultimate horror/exploitation site. The design is simple but straight to the point, I'd rather have people busy looking at exploitation art isntead of some fancy and distracting web design.

Webdesigners wanted!

Latley I've been contemplating about making this blog a real site by buying a domain cause I'm always paranoid that this place is gonna get shutdown any minute cause of the porno reviews. If I get a domain, I'll be able to show more explicit shit (notice how I always avoid showing penetrationor tits in my screenshots). Also I'll set up a better ad-free forum with a new site. I don't know muchabout programming a site though. Any website designers out there that want to work with me on a real site? It's definitly going to be the most awesome site, I'll be able to add Interviews with filmmakers/actors and review comics too with a bigger site so if you're good with designing sites, don't hesitate to email me: joseangeles@muchomail.com , lets make the greatest exploitation/horror site ever people!

I support the Holocaust of Re-makes

The only version of the movie that should exist

I avoid paying attention to re-makes. They're dispensible bullshit that nobody remembers a week after it comes out anyways, especially in this short attention span society where trends that were so huge are forgotten as if they never existed in the first place. Why bother bitching about them right? Us true fans will always have the timeless original film and nobody can ever fuck with it cause it's immortalized so just let the trendy mallgawth fags have their bottle that they'll get bored of after puberty (or whenever they stop being stupid). Like all other re-makes, that was my attitude about "Cannibal Holocaust" at first. Later I realized, it's pretty damn insulting that some fuckwad producers think us true horror fans would buy into this shit just cause they exploited the beloved "Cannibal Holocaust" name on it as if it were a brand name for mindless consumption (BLASPHEMY!). Another thing pissing me off is that the money going to this garbage could be invested into a new movie that's socially relevant to today's culture. "Cannibal Holocaust" was a very radical film that became synonymous with the ultra-violent 80's splatter era. It made an actual contribution to horror history, we don't need it to be recycled into something inferior. Sure, you can point out "The Fly", "Thing", "Nosferatu", and "Last House on the Left" were re-makes but those movies did something radical with the original tame movies, a re-make of Cannibal Holocaust would be pointless because the original already is radical to the max, there's nothing more to explore in the concept! So fuck the people saying "you haven't seen it yet, don't judge it". They obviously don't get it and probably only heard of the movie cause a re-make was announced (if you're not bright enough to discover the movie on your own, you're not bright enough to watch it). Also the original movie was very organic by utilizing genuine tribal people and having a micorscopic budget. Nobody can ever re-create the magic of "Cannibal Holocaust" so why not invent something new? There's probably a lot of good horror scripts out in the world that aren't given a chance just cause scumbag market researchers don't see investing in them as a lucrative move. So basically there are two reasons I support the Holocaust of "Cannibal Holocaust" the remake: 1) Out of spite of being insulted by fuckwad producers abusing one of the most notorious and sacred cult movies and 2) To encourage NEW movies that are relevant to today's world and deserve a chapter of its own in horror history. Are MTV-editing and dumb pale CGI ghost kids the best modern horror "filmmakers" can come up with? SIGN THE PETITION AND SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE YOU CAN. A "Black Sunday" re-make was never made because of a petition just like this one so sign it all of you, it really does make a difference!



http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/cannibalholocaustremake

Through the Looking Glass (1976)

A bizzare, surreal, sadistic, and creepy supernatural tale from the 70's that resembles more of a twisted Euro-horror/exploitation film than a porno. The movie is about a rich blonde woman (so fucking hot!) depressed with her bourgeoisie lifestyle and dead father. To escape such a lame sexless life (her husband sucksass), she indulges in perversions in front of a mirror. This mirror proves to be not just any other mirror (it's a gateway beyond your wildest dreams...and nightmares mwhahaha) and a lot of weird shit goes on as she continues her sexual activities. She even ends up talking like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, goes on psychotic rants, and has sex with a transexual, a ghost, and her dead father????! The explicit sex scenes are either extremely erotic or extremely disturbing, no in betweens...mostly disturbing though. In one scene there was a sick orgy with upper class Victorian snobs and in another scene there was a bathtub full of piss and shit with a bunch of naked nutcases around the place. I don't wanna mention more of the specific crazy happenings that the mirror leads to cause that spoils the cool mystery appeal the plot has. Lets just say the atmosphere and scenes remind me of a mix between "Salo" and "El Topo". Taboos like incest, child abuse, and rape (very violent rape scene here) are all present in this demented art/horror/drama/roughie too. I don't really like calling this a porno because the "porno" label really stigmatizes this with "mainstream/softcore" horror fans not open to explicit gritty sex in a film. Oh well, their loss if they don't want to see it just cause it has some porn elements. The hellish depiction of actual penetration and genitals really gives the movie a more creepy unsettling feel that other horror movies fail to achieve. If you like dark atmospheric horror that gets ridiculously sleazy and sadistic as if it were Alice in Wonderland written by Marquise De Sade himself, you need this movie now! Porn legends Jamie Gillis and Terri Hall (RIP) are here too.

Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)

Reviewed by Ryan Hookstra

How many times have you read an article in Fangoria magazine with some hot shit director who just got out of film school saying that his movie is the next big fucking thing? That his film is a homage to the classic horror films of the 70's and 80's? Im talking about hmm i dont know..Eli Roth, The guy who made High Tension and remade The Hills Have Eyes and countless other morons. Well if you want a movie that has some real fucking bite to it and has major balls look no further then Easter Bunny Kill! Kill!

Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! is the latest film from underground director Chad Ferrin,who made one of the most notorious films in the Troma libary Unspeakable and the film that won multiple awards at film festivals The Ghouls. Once you watch these movies you will see that Chad Ferrin doesnt really try to copy directing styles of old horror genere directors but he pretty much carves his own path with the brutal stuff he puts on screen, his films make you feel disgusted when you watch them(and i mean that in a GOOD way)

Lets get to the plot, EBKK is about a young retarded boy named Nicholas, he lives with his mother mindy who has a sleazy Boyfriend played flawlessly by Timothy Muskatell an awesome actor who has had the main parts in Chad Ferrins other films, you can see why beceause he has talent. Once Nick's mother leaves the house on easter to work at her job as a nurse Timothy Muskatell's character named Remington who's a criminal takes pleasure in abusing Nicholas and even selling his body to be molested for cocaine and money, the moments with the child molester and what he says about Nicholas sent chills down my spine, but this night is different, a masked killer takes revenge for Nicholas on all of those who want to harm him.

What else is there to say about this movie? The way it's shot is super impressive for the budget, you dont see camera work like this very often,even in big budget horror movies like Hostel. Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! even stars one of my favorite actors who also produced,the Troma superstar Trent Haaga who also provides an awesome preformance. The bottom line is that you dont see movies made like this these days, Chad Ferrin is a director who doesnt give a flying fuck about what people say on what you can and can't show in a film. This movie is better then Murder Set Pieces, Hostel, the SAW movies The Hills Have Eyes Remake and any other movie like that you can throw in! GO to EBKK's myspace www.myspace.com/easterbunnykillkill buy a god damn copy of the movie,Trent and Chad are having a hard time getting this sucker released because direct to DVD companys are too retarded to notice a classic when they see one!

You're not a GOREWHORE, just a WHORE

I'm sick of this bullshit! There's all these cluless bitches calling themselves "Gorewhore", "Goregrrl", or some other cliche gore female amalgam. The only Gore they know is Al Gore. Go to myspace, search for display name "Gore Whore" and you'll find nothing but the biggest posers ever. Their favorites movies are the usual mainstream/Blockbuster hipster list:"Clerks, House of a 1000 Corpses, Hostel, SAW, Kill Bill, Nightmare Before Christmas, Land of the Dead, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Devil's Rejects, gory s1ck sh1t!" They usually listen to metalcore, emo, nu-metal, or shitty goregrind and brutal death if they think they're "underground". It's funny how they can name a million worthless bands but can hardly think of a single good gore movie (yet they're called "GOREWHORE"?). Maybe it's cause it's easier and trendier to suck "Anal Putrid Suckment's" cock instead of a horror director's cock? The term "Scream Queen" means nothing now. All these hags try to hide how skanky they are by putting on fake blood and dying their hair black. Next thing you know they're at horror conventions calling themselves a "Scream Queen" and bragging about being whores for gore even if they never even did an actual movie...or know an actual movie. They'll make myspace profiles of themselves photoshopped with CGI fake blood and a MTV-style dark lighting too, UGH! It's bitches like these that make a mockery of horror. They use it as nothng but dumb fashion cause they probably want to impress their equally poser boyfriends. Thanks to them, Hot Topic saturates and monoplizes the entire market with their "dark goth gore horror". Whenever I say I'm a horror fan, your average idiot will think I'm into women that call themselves "Gore Whore". If you say you're into horror porn, your average idiot will think of those pieces of shit called Suicide Girls and movies like "Porn of the Dead" or "Re-Penetrator". I hate these fucking posers cause they think they're like me and will say the most cringe-inducing things ever (lol, we both l1ke horror, L0l, d1d U se3 SAW 3 yet? I <3 th3 g0R3) . How dare they, what an insult! It's so frustrating seeing 99% of horror webzines, magazines, and movies catering to fucks like those instead of real horror fans. Fuck you posers, get to the next trend already and leave my beloved horror alone.

Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)

If you don't like fancy high brow arthouse films just stop reading this review right now. Anyways, for you cinema geeks out there still reading, here's my fav Ingmar Bergman film. Bergman is like one of the most respected directors ever and for good reasons thanks to "Seventh Seal". It's a film shot with beautiful camerawork, top notch music, dialogue that has profound statements about the meaning of life, and a solid cast. The guy that plays Death here is pretty damn creepy even if he is just wearing a hooded cape with no special make-up or anything else. The movie is set during the black plauge and after the Crusades. A knight meets Death and challenges him to a game of chess. If he wins, he keeps his life, if not he's dead. A lot more goes on in the movie beyond this chess game and philosophical themes are cleverly explored. One of the finest films ever made on a legitimate technical level. Every good serious cinema appreciator I assume has seen this or is going to see it eventually.