Saturday, February 3, 2007

You're not a GOREWHORE, just a WHORE


I'm sick of this bullshit! There's all these cluless bitches calling themselves "Gorewhore", "Goregrrl", or some other cliche gore female amalgam. The only Gore they know is Al Gore. Go to myspace, search for display name "Gore Whore" and you'll find nothing but the biggest posers ever. Their favorites movies are the usual mainstream/Blockbuster hipster list:"Clerks, House of a 1000 Corpses, Hostel, SAW, Kill Bill, Nightmare Before Christmas, Land of the Dead, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Devil's Rejects, gory s1ck sh1t!" They usually listen to metalcore, emo, nu-metal, or shitty goregrind and brutal death if they think they're "underground". It's funny how they can name a million worthless bands but can hardly think of a single good gore movie (yet they're called "GOREWHORE"?). Maybe it's cause it's easier and trendier to suck "Anal Putrid Suckment's" cock instead of a horror director's cock? The term "Scream Queen" means nothing now. All these hags try to hide how skanky they are by putting on fake blood and dying their hair black. Next thing you know they're at horror conventions calling themselves a "Scream Queen" and bragging about being whores for gore even if they never even did an actual movie...or know an actual movie. They'll make myspace profiles of themselves photoshopped with CGI fake blood and a MTV-style dark lighting too, UGH! It's bitches like these that make a mockery of horror. They use it as nothng but dumb fashion cause they probably want to impress their equally poser boyfriends. Thanks to them, Hot Topic saturates and monoplizes the entire market with their "dark goth gore horror". Whenever I say I'm a horror fan, your average idiot will think I'm into women that call themselves "Gore Whore". If you say you're into horror porn, your average idiot will think of those pieces of shit called Suicide Girls and movies like "Porn of the Dead" or "Re-Penetrator". I hate these fucking posers cause they think they're like me and will say the most cringe-inducing things ever (lol, we both l1ke horror, L0l, d1d U se3 SAW 3 yet? I <3 th3 g0R3) . How dare they, what an insult! It's so frustrating seeing 99% of horror webzines, magazines, and movies catering to fucks like those instead of real horror fans. Fuck you posers, get to the next trend already and leave my beloved horror alone.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should probably just get used to this kind of thing and ignore these idiots.

Essentially, anything and everything, no matter how "underground," will be co-opted by mainstream media conglomerates, eventually. Horror is making a comeback in mainstream entertainment these days, so naturally Hot Topic and its accomplices will do all they can to capitalize on it. This is the way America works.

People are stupid and easy to manipulate. They are easy to divest of their money. All a marketer needs to do is find a niche in need of fleecing, and develop a method to get these people to willingly throw their money away on manufactured trends. It's simple.

Complaining about this eventuality won't change anything at all. Acting holier than thou towards these "posers" won't ever make them see the error of their way. They wouldn't ever recognize quality horror even if it shoved a railroad spike up their ass.

Just ignore them.

Jose Gabriel Angeles said...

The problem is I try ignoring them but they keep COMING TO ME. Not sure if you know this yet but Goreshitdeath started out as a horror comic that was open to comic book submissions. Things didn't work out though cause I'd keep getting so-called horror fans submitting their gothic CGI garbage. It was a major pain in the ass trying and waste of time to go through submissions to find the right people that actually knew REAL HORROR. It would have been so much easier if these horror posers took the hint that I didn't want their shit. But no, they assume I'm into their shit cause it's "horror".

Then you got so-called "gorewhores" flooding horror forums /conventions/sites practically everything with the word "horror", hard to find a decent horror resource these days. Hell, even THIS SITE had some dumb poser fucks telling me to review SAW and Hostel. I also have a myspace subject to stupid "gorewhores" spamming me on a regular basis cause they assume I'd be into their "horror" merchandise or movies. The fucks are saturating everything. To just stand back and take the abuse is frustrating, I like being more open about my hate with them now, maybe then they'll leave me the hell alone. It's constructive to hate them too since I could make some of these "gorewhore" more critical of commercialism that exploits their newbiness.

MI said...

yes...you talk about the truth

Anonymous said...

Lucio Fulci? Is that the name of your barber? lol